PENN STATE WRESTLING TEAM ABDUCTED BY ALIENS, FORCED TO COMPETE IN INTERGALACTIC TOURNAMENT
niversity Park, PA – In a shocking and bizarre incident, the Penn State Nittany Lions wrestling team has been abducted by aliens and taken to a distant planet to compete in an intergalactic wrestling tournament.According to eyewitnesses, the team was practicing in the university’s wrestling room when suddenly, a bright light filled the room and the wrestlers were lifted off the ground and sucked into a spaceship.
“I was just watching practice when suddenly, the guys were gone,” said one stunned eyewitness. “I couldn’t believe my eyes.”
The aliens, who identified themselves as the “Zorvathians,” reportedly contacted the university and demanded that the team compete in their intergalactic tournament.
“We have been watching the Penn State wrestling team for some time now, and we are impressed by their skills,” said the Zorvathian leader. “We believe they will make worthy opponents in our tournament.”
